ARROGANT WORMS LYRICS

album: "Dirt!" (1999)

  • A Man Has Needs
  • Celine Dion
  • Great to Be a Nerd
  • Heimlich Maneuver
  • I Am Cow!!!!
  • Johnny Came Home Headless
  • Log in to You
  • Rocks & Trees
  • Scary Ned
  • Sponges
  • Steel Drivin' Man
  • The Gaelic Song
  • Winnebago

    • album: "Christmas Turkey" (1997)

  • Christmas Blues
  • Christmas Hangover
  • Christmas in Ignace
  • Christmas is Almost Here
  • Christmas Sucks
  • Christmas Turkey Blues
  • Christmastime
  • Dad Threw up on Christmas Day
  • Oh God, I'm Santa Claus
  • Santa Got Arrested
  • Santa's Gonna Kick Your Ass
  • The Same Christmas Cake
  • Things Are Looking Bad for Santa
  • Vincent The Christmas Virus

    • album: "C'est Cheese" (1995)

  • A Real Letter from a Real Yahoo
  • Dangerous
  • Dog Food Woman
  • Horizon
  • Kill The Dog Next Door
  • Let There Be Guns
  • Lonely Lab of Broken Hearts
  • Mounted Animal Nature Trail
  • My Voice is Changing
  • Proud T O Be a Banker
  • Sam Guy from Quincy
  • Sex, Drugs, & Rrsp's
  • The Happy Happy Birthday Song
  • The Mountie Song

    • album: "Russell's Shorts" (1994)

  • A Night on Dildo
  • Big Fat Road Manager
  • Carrot Juice is Murder
  • Having Fun is Bad for You
  • Killer Robots from Venus
  • Losing Hair Under God
  • Rippy The Gator
  • The Fishing Song
  • The Last Sensitive Cowboy
  • Tokyo Love Song
  • William Shakespeare's in My Cat

    • album: "The Arrogant Worms" (1992)

  • Car Full of Pain
  • Don't Go Into Politics
  • Goin' Huntin'
  • I Want to Look Like Arnold
  • Jesus' Brother Bob
  • Let's Go Bowling
  • No Sale/no Store
  • The Ballad of Dan
  • The Canadian Crisis Song
  • The Christmas Song
  • The Credit Song
  • The Last Saskatchewan Pirate

    • other songs:

  • Billy Themepark Shark
  • Canada's Really Big
  • Login to You
  • Proud to Be Canadian
  • The Hockey Song
  • Tv Weather Guy
  • Waiting to Sell Out

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