FRANK ZAPPA LYRICS

album: "Civilization Phaze Iii" (1994)

  • This Ain't Cnn

    • album: "Ahead of Their Time" (1993)

  • Agency Man
  • Epilogue
  • Harry, You're a Beast
  • Help, I'm a Rock
  • Holding The Group Back
  • Holiday in Berlin
  • King Kong
  • Let's Make The Water Turn Black
  • Like It or Not
  • Oh No
  • Progress?
  • Prologue
  • Sleeping in a Jar
  • The Jimmy Carl Black Philosophy Lesson
  • The Orange County Lumber Truck
  • The Rejected Mexican Pope Leaves The Stage
  • Transylvania Boogie
  • Undaunted Band Plays On

    • album: "You Can't Do That on Stage Anymore Vol 5" (1992)

  • A Game of Cards
  • A Pound for a Brown
  • Advance Romance
  • Baked-bean Boogie
  • Charles Ives
  • Chocolate Halvah
  • City of Tiny Lites
  • Dancin' Fool
  • Doreen
  • Easy Meat
  • F. Z. /jcb Drum Duet
  • Geneva Farewell
  • German Lunch
  • Here Lies Love
  • Jcb Kansas on The Bus #1
  • Jcb Kansas on The Bus #2
  • Meow
  • Moggio
  • Mozart Ballet - Piano Sonata in B Flat
  • My Guitar Wants to Kill Your Mama
  • My Head?
  • No Waiting for The Peanuts to Dissolve
  • Piano/drum Duet
  • Proto-minimalism
  • Return of The Hunch-back Duke
  • Right There
  • Run Home Slow: Main Title Theme
  • Shall We Take Ourselves Seriously?
  • The Dead Girls of London
  • The Downtown Talent Scout
  • The Little March
  • Trouble Every Day
  • Underground Freak-out Music
  • What's New in Baltimore?
  • Where is Johnny Velvet?
  • Where's Our Equipment?

    • album: "You Can't Do That on Stage Anymore Vol 4" (1991)

  • Approximate
  • Are You Upset?
  • Brown Moses
  • Carolina Hard-core Ecstasy
  • Church Chat
  • Disco Boy
  • Florentine Pogen
  • Johnny Darling
  • Let's Move to Cleveland
  • Little Girl of Mine
  • Little Rubber Girl
  • Love of My Life
  • Mary Lou
  • Montana
  • My Guitar Wants to Kill Your Mama
  • No, No Cherry
  • Outside Now
  • Smell My Beard
  • Stevie's Spanking
  • Stick Together
  • Take Me Out to The Ball Game
  • Teen-age Wind
  • The Black Page
  • The Booger Man
  • The Closer You Are
  • The Evil Prince
  • The Man from Utopia
  • The Torture Never Stops
  • Tiny Sick Tears
  • Truck Driver Divorce
  • Willie The Pimp
  • You Call That Music?

    • album: "Broadway The Hardway" (1988)

  • Any Kind of Pain
  • Bacon Fat
  • Dickie's Such an Asshole
  • Elvis Has Just Left The Building
  • Hot Plate Heaven at The Green Hotel
  • Jesus Thinks You're a Jerk
  • Jezebel Boy
  • Murder by Numbers
  • Outside Now
  • Planet of The Baritone Women
  • Promiscuous
  • Rhymin' Man
  • The Untouchables
  • What Kind of Girl?
  • When The Lie's So Big
  • Why Don't You Like Me?

    • album: "Does Humor Belong in Music ?" (1986)

  • Cock-suckers' Ball
  • Hot-plate Heaven at The Green Hotel
  • Let's Move to Cleveland
  • Tinsel-town Rebellion
  • Trouble Every Day
  • What's New in Baltimore?
  • Whippin' Post
  • Wplj

    • album: "Fz Meets The Mothers of Prevention" (1985)

  • I Don't Even Care
  • Porn Wars
  • We're Turning Again
  • What's New in Baltimore?
  • Yo Cats

    • album: "The Perfect Stranger" (1984)

  • Love Story

    • album: "Them or Us" (1984)

  • Baby, Take Your Teeth Out
  • Be in My Video
  • Frogs With Dirty Little Lips
  • In France
  • Marqueson's Chicken
  • Planet of My Dreams
  • Sharleena
  • Stevie's Spanking
  • The Closer You Are
  • Them or Us
  • Truck Driver Divorce
  • Whippin' Post

    • album: "Thing-fish" (1984)

  • Artificial Rhonda
  • Briefcase Boogie
  • Brown Moses
  • Clowns on Velvet
  • Drop Dead
  • Galoot Up-date
  • Harry Rhonda
  • Harry-as-a-boy
  • He's So Gay
  • Mudd Club
  • No Not Now
  • Prologue
  • That Evil Prince
  • The 'torchum' Never Stops
  • The Crab-grass Baby
  • The Mammy Nuns
  • The Massive Improve'lence
  • The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing
  • The White Boy Troubles
  • Wistful With a Fist-full
  • Won Ton On
  • You Are What You Is

    • album: "Baby Snakes" (1983)

  • Baby Snakes
  • Dinah Moe Humm
  • Disco Boy
  • Jones Crusher
  • Punky's Whips
  • Titties 'n' Beer

    • album: "Man from Utopia" (1983)

  • Cocaine Decisions
  • Moggio
  • Sex
  • Stick Together
  • The Dangerous Kitchen
  • The Jazz Discharge Party Hats
  • The Man from Utopia Meets Mary Lou
  • The Radio is Broken
  • Tink Walks Amok
  • We Are Not Alone

    • album: "Ship Arriving Too Late to Save a Drowning Witch" (1982)

  • Drowning Witch
  • I Come from Nowhere
  • No Not Now
  • Teen-age Prostitute
  • Valley Girl

    • album: "Tinsel Town Rebellion" (1981)

  • Bamboozled by Love
  • Brown Shoes Don't Make It
  • Dance Contest
  • Easy Meat
  • Fine Girl
  • For The Young Sophisticate
  • I Ain't Got No Heart
  • Love of My Life
  • Panty Rap
  • Peaches Iii
  • Pick Me, I'm Clean
  • Tell Me You Love Me
  • The Blue Light
  • Tinseltown Rebellion

    • album: "You Are What You Is" (1981)

  • Any Downers?
  • Beauty Knows No Pain
  • Charlie's Enormous Mouth
  • Conehead
  • Doreen
  • Drafted Again
  • Dumb All Over
  • Goblin Girl
  • Harder Than Your Husband
  • Heavenly Bank Account
  • I'm a Beautiful Guy
  • If Only She Woulda
  • Jumbo Go Away
  • Mudd Club
  • Society Pages
  • Suicide Chump
  • Teenage Wind
  • The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing
  • Theme from The 3rd Mvmt of & QuotSinister Footwear & Quot
  • You Are What You Is

    • album: "Joe's Garage" (1979)

  • A Little Green Rosetta
  • A Token of My Extreme
  • Catholic Girls
  • Crew Slut
  • Dong Work for Yuda
  • He Used to Cut The Grass
  • Joe's Garage
  • Keep It Greasy
  • Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up
  • On The Bus
  • Outside Now
  • Packard Goose
  • Stick It Out
  • Sy Borg
  • The Central Scrutinizer
  • Watermelon in Easter Hay
  • Wet T-shirt Nite
  • Why Does It Hurt when I Pee?

    • album: "Orchestral Favorites" (1979)

  • Duke of Prunes

    • album: "Sheik Yerbouti" (1979)

  • Baby Snakes
  • Bobby Brown
  • Broken Hearts Are for Assholes
  • City of Tiny Lites
  • Dancin' Fool
  • Flakes
  • I Have Been in You
  • I'm So Cute
  • Jewish Princess
  • Jones Crusher
  • Rat Tomago
  • Rubber Shirt
  • The Sheik Yerbouti Tango
  • Tryin' to Grow a Chin
  • We Gotta Get Into Something Real
  • What Ever Happened to All The Fun in The World
  • Wild Love
  • Yo' Mama

    • album: "Sleep Dirt" (1979)

  • Flambay
  • Sleep Dirt
  • Spider of Destiny
  • Time is Money

    • album: "Studio Tan" (1978)

  • Lemme Take You to The Beach
  • The Adventures of Greggery Peccary

    • album: "Zappa in New York" (1978)

  • Big Leg Emma
  • Honey, Don't You Want a Man Like Me?
  • I Promise Not to Come in Your Mouth
  • I'm The Slime
  • Punky's Whips
  • The Black Page Drum Solo/black Page #1
  • The Illinois Enema Bandit
  • The Torture Never Stops
  • Titties Beer

    • album: "Bongo Fury" (1975)

  • 200 Years Old
  • Advance Romance
  • Carolina Hard-core Ecstasy
  • Cucamonga
  • Debra Kadabra
  • Man With The Woman Head
  • Muffin Man
  • Poofter's Froth Wyoming Plans Ahead
  • Sam With The Showing Scalp Flat Top

    • album: "One Size Fits All" (1975)

  • Andy
  • Can't Afford No Shoes
  • Evelyn, a Modified Dog
  • Florentine Pogen
  • Inca Roads
  • Po-jama People
  • San Ber'dino
  • Sofa #2

    • album: "Apostrophe" (1974)

  • Apostrophe
  • Cosmik Debris
  • Don't Eat The Yellow Snow
  • Excentrifugal Forz
  • Father O'blivion
  • Nanook Rubs It
  • Stink Foot
  • Uncle Remus

    • album: "Roxy & Elsewhere" (1974)

  • Be-bop Tango
  • Cheepnis
  • Don't You Ever Wash That Thing?
  • Dummy Up
  • Echidna's Arf
  • More Trouble Every Day
  • Penguin in Bondage
  • Pygmy Twylite
  • Son of Orange County
  • Village of The Sun

    • album: "Over-nite Sensation" (1973)

  • Camarillo Brillo
  • Dinah-moe-hum
  • Dirty Love
  • Fifty-fifty
  • I'm The Slime
  • Montana
  • Zomby Woof

    • album: "The Grand Wazoo" (1973)

  • For Calvin

    • album: "Just Another Band from L. a." (1972)

  • Billy The Mountain
  • Call Any Vegetable
  • Dog Breath
  • Eddie, Are You Kidding?
  • Magdalena

    • album: "Waka^Jawaka" (1972)

  • It Just Might Be a One-shot Deal
  • Your Mouth

    • album: "200 Motels" (1971)

  • A Nun Suit Painted on Some Old Boxes
  • Centerville
  • Daddy, Daddy, Daddy
  • Dental Hygeine Dilemma
  • Dew on The Newts We Got
  • Does This Kind of Life Look Interesting to You?
  • Half a Dozen Provocative Squats
  • I'm Stealing The Towels
  • Janet's Big Dance Number
  • Little Green Scratchy Sweaters Courduroy Ponce
  • Lonesome Cowboy Burt
  • Magic Fingers
  • Mystery Roach
  • Penis Dimension
  • Redneck Eats
  • Semi-fraudulent/direct-from-hollywood Overture
  • She Painted up Her Face
  • Shove It Right In
  • Strictly Genteel
  • The Girl Wants to Fix Him Some Broth
  • The Girl's Dream
  • The Lad Searches The Night for His Newts
  • The Sealed Tuna Bolero
  • This Town is a Sealed Tuna Sandwich
  • Tuna Fish Promenade
  • What Will This Evening Bring Me This Morning
  • Would You Like a Snack?

    • album: "Fillmore East: June 1971" (1971)

  • Bwana Dik
  • Do You Like My New Car?
  • Happy Together
  • Latex Solar Beef
  • Little House I Used to Live In
  • Lonesome Electric Turkey
  • Tears Began to Fall
  • The Mud Shark
  • What Kind of Girl Do You Think We Are?
  • Willie The Pimp

    • album: "Chunga's Revenge" (1970)

  • Chunga's Revenge
  • Road Ladies
  • Rudy Wants to Buy Yez a Drink
  • Sharleena
  • Tell Me You Love Me
  • The Clap
  • The Nancy Mary Music
  • Transylvania Boogie
  • Twenty Small Cigars
  • Would You Go All The Way?

    • album: "Weasels Ripped My Flesh" (1970)

  • Didja Get Any Onya?
  • Directly from My Heart to You
  • Get a Little
  • My Guitar Wants to Kill Your Mama
  • Oh No
  • Prelude to The Afternoon of a Sexually Aroused Gas Mask
  • The Orange County Lumber Truck
  • Toads of The Short Forest
  • Weasels Ripped My Flesh

    • album: "You Can't Do That on Stage Anymore Vol 6" (1970)

  • Black Napkins
  • Camarillo Brillo
  • Catholic Girls
  • Crew Slut
  • Dirty Love
  • He's So Gay
  • Honey, Don't You Want a Man Like Me?
  • I'm So Cute
  • Lonesome Cowboy Nando
  • Magic Fingers
  • Muffin Man
  • Shove It Right In
  • Take Your Clothes Off when You Dance
  • The Illinois Enema Bandit
  • Tryin' to Grow a Chin
  • We're Turning Again

    • album: "Burnt Weeny Sandwich" (1969)

  • Little House I Used to Live In
  • Valarie
  • Wplj

    • album: "Hot Rats" (1969)

  • Willie The Pimp

    • album: "Uncle Meat" (1969)

  • Cruising for Burgers
  • Dog Breath, in The Year of The Plague
  • Electric Aunt Jemima
  • God Bless America
  • Ian Underwood Whips It Out
  • If We'd All Been Living in California...
  • Louie Louie
  • Our Bizarre Relationship
  • Sleeping in a Jar
  • Tengo Na Minchia Tanta
  • The Air
  • The Uncle Meat Variations
  • The Voice of Cheese
  • We Can Shoot You

    • album: "Cruising With Ruben & The Jets" (1968)

  • Any Way The Wind Blows
  • Anything
  • Cheap Thrills
  • Deseri
  • Fountain of Love
  • How Could I Be Such a Fool
  • I'm Not Satisfied
  • Jelly Roll Gum Drop
  • Later That Night
  • Love of My Life
  • Stuff up The Cracks
  • You Didn't Try to Call Me

    • album: "Lumpy Gravy" (1968)

  • A Vicious Circle
  • Drums Are Too Noisy
  • Envelops The Bath Tub
  • Just One More Time
  • Kangaroos
  • King Kong
  • Lumpy Gravy I
  • Very Distraughtening
  • White Ugliness

    • album: "We're Only in It for The Money" (1968)

  • Absolutely Free
  • Are You Hung Up?
  • Bow Tie Daddy
  • Concentration Moon
  • Flower Punk
  • Harry, You're a Beast
  • Hot Poop
  • Let's Make The Water Turn Black
  • Lonely Little Girl
  • Mom Dad
  • Mother People
  • Nasal Retentive Calliope Music
  • Take Your Clothes Off when You Dance
  • Telephone Conversation
  • The Idiot Bastard Son
  • What's The Ugliest Part of Your Body?
  • Who Needs The Peace Corps?

    • album: "Absolutely Free" (1967)

  • America Drinks
  • America Drinks Goes Home
  • Amnesia Vivace
  • Big Leg Emma
  • Brown Shoes Don't Make It
  • Call Any Vegetable
  • Invocation & Ritual Dance of The Young Pumpkin
  • Plastic People
  • Soft-sell Conclusion
  • Son of Suzy Creamcheese
  • Status Back Baby
  • The Duke of Prunes
  • The Duke Regains His Chops
  • Uncle Bernie's Farm
  • Why Don'tcha Do Me Right?

    • album: "Freak Out!" (1966)

  • Any Way The Wind Blows
  • Go Cry on Somebody Else's Shoulder
  • Help, I'm a Rock
  • How Could I Be Such a Fool
  • Hungry Freaks, Daddy
  • I Ain't Got No Heart
  • I'm Not Satisfied
  • Motherly Love
  • The Return of The Son of Monster Magnet
  • Trouble Every Day
  • Who Are The Brain Police?
  • Wowie Zowie
  • You Didn't Try to Call Me
  • You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here

    • other songs:

  • Alley Cat
  • Babbette
  • Bobby Brown Goes Down
  • Carol, You Fool
  • Chana in De Bushwop
  • Charva
  • Cops Buns
  • Diseases of The Band
  • Find Her Finer
  • I Don't Wanna Get Drafted
  • I'm a Band Leader
  • It Can't Happen Here
  • Keep It Greasey
  • Kenny's Booger Story
  • Lost in a Whirlpool
  • Nig Biz
  • Once Upon a Time
  • Pygmy Twylyte
  • Ride My Face to Chicago
  • Ronnie Sings?
  • Ronnie's Booger Story
  • Room Service
  • Ruthie-ruthie
  • Satumaa
  • Stinkfoot
  • Sweet Leilani
  • The Blackouts
  • The Dick Kunc Story
  • The Florida Airport Tape
  • The Groupie Routine
  • Tiger Roach
  • Tush Tush Tush
  • Wind up Workin' in The Gas Station
  • Wonderful Wino

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