WEIRD AL YANKOVIC LYRICS

album: "Running With Scissors" (1999)

  • Albuquerque
  • Germs
  • Grapefruit Diet
  • It's All About The Pentiums
  • Jerry Springer
  • My Baby's in Love With Eddie Vedder
  • Polka Power!
  • Pretty Fly for a Rabbi
  • The Saga Begins
  • The Weird Al Show Theme
  • Truck Drivin' Song

    • album: "Bad Hair Day" (1996)

  • Amish Paradise
  • Callin' in Sick
  • Cavity Search
  • Everything You Know is Wrong
  • Gump
  • I Remember Larry
  • I'm So Sick of You
  • Phony Calls
  • Since You've Been Gone
  • Since You've Been Gone - Live
  • Syndicated Inc.
  • The Alternative Polka
  • The Night Santa Went Crazy

    • album: "The Tv Album" (1995)

  • Bedrock Anthem
  • Cable Tv
  • Frank's 2000 & QuotTv
  • Here's Johnny
  • I Can't Watch This
  • I Lost on Jeopardy
  • Money for Nothing/beverly Hillbillies
  • Ricky
  • Talk Soup
  • The Brady Bunch
  • Uhf

    • album: "Vol. 2-greatest Hits" (1994)

  • Achy Breaky Song
  • Bedrock Anthem
  • Christmas at Ground Zero
  • Headline News
  • Jurassic Park
  • Money for Nothing/beverly Hillbillies
  • Polka Your Eyes Out
  • Smells Like Nirvana
  • This is The Life
  • Uhf
  • Yoda
  • You Don't Love Me Anymore

    • album: "Alapalooza" (1993)

  • Achy Breaky Song
  • Bedrock Anthem
  • Bohemian Polka
  • Frank's 2000 & QuotTv
  • Harvey The Wonder Hamster
  • Jurassic Park
  • Livin' in The Fridge
  • She Never Told Me She Was a Mime
  • Talk Soup
  • Traffic Jam
  • Waffle King
  • Young, Dumb Ugly

    • album: "Food Album" (1993)

  • Addicted to Spuds
  • Eat It
  • Fat
  • I Love Rocky Road
  • Lasagna
  • My Bologna
  • Spam
  • The Rye & The Kaiser
  • The White Stuff

    • album: "Off The Deep End" (1992)

  • Airline Amy
  • I Can't Watch This
  • I Was Only Kidding
  • Polka Your Eyes Out
  • Smells Like Nirvana
  • The Plumbing Song
  • The White Stuff
  • Trigger Happy
  • When I Was Your Age
  • You Don't Love Me Anymore

    • album: "Uhf" (1991)

  • Attack of The Radioactive Hamsters from a Planet Near Mars
  • Fun Zone
  • Gandhi Ii
  • Generic Blues
  • Isle Thing
  • Let Me Be Your Hog
  • Money for Nothing/beverly Hillbillies
  • She Drives Like Crazy
  • Spam
  • Spatula City
  • The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota
  • The Hot Rocks Polka
  • Uhf

    • album: "Vol. 1-greatest Hits" (1989)

  • Addicted to Spuds
  • Dare to Be Stupid
  • Eat It
  • Fat
  • I Lost on Jeopardy
  • Lasagna
  • Like a Surgeon
  • One More Minute
  • Ricky

    • album: "Even Worse" (1988)

  • Alimony
  • Fat
  • Good Old Days
  • I Think I'm a Clone Now
  • Lasagna
  • Melanie
  • Six Words Long
  • Stuck in a Closet With Vanna White
  • Twister
  • Velvet Elvis
  • You Make Me

    • album: "Polka Party" (1986)

  • Addicted to Spuds
  • Christmas at Ground Zero
  • Here's Johnny
  • Polka Party!

    • album: "Dare to Be Stupid" (1985)

  • Cable Tv
  • Dare to Be Stupid
  • George of The Jungle
  • Girls Just Want to Have Lunch
  • I Want a New Duck
  • Like a Surgeon
  • One More Minute
  • Slime Creatures from Outer Space
  • This is The Life
  • Yoda

    • album: "Food Medley" (1985)

  • Avocado
  • Bologna
  • Burger King
  • Don't You Forget About Meat
  • Girls Just Want to Have Lunch
  • I Feel Like Throwin' Up
  • I Love Rocky Road
  • It's Moldy Now
  • Spameater
  • Steak Number 3
  • The Rye & The Kaiser
  • Whole Lotta Lunch

    • album: "In 3-d" (1984)

  • Buy Me a Condo
  • Eat It
  • I Lost on Jeopardy
  • Midnight Star
  • Polkas on 45
  • The Brady Bunch

    • other songs:

  • 1985 Food Medley - 02 - Doctor
  • Another One Rides The Bus
  • Baby Likes Burping
  • Belvedere Cruising
  • Born to Be Mild
  • Cheerios, Apple Jacks, Cheerios
  • Chicken Pot Pie
  • Christmas Memories of & QuotWeird Al & QuotYankovic
  • Crampton Comes Alive
  • Dead Car Battery Blues
  • Fast Food
  • Fatter
  • Flatbush Avenue
  • Free Delivery
  • Gee, I'm a Nerd
  • Gotta Boogie
  • Gravy on You
  • Green Eggs & Ham
  • Happy Birthday
  • Hit Me With a Rock
  • Holiday Greetings 1987
  • Holiday Greetings 1988
  • I'll Be Mellow when I'm Dead
  • I'll Repair for You
  • If I Could Make Love to a Bottle
  • It's Still Billy Joel to Me
  • Kidstar 1250 Radio Promotion
  • Laundry Day
  • Leisure Suit Serenade
  • Matter of Crust
  • Never Met a Person as Wonderful as Me
  • Nobody Here but Us Frogs
  • Pacman
  • Polka Patterns
  • School Cafeteria - Version 1
  • School Cafeteria - Version 2
  • Snack All Night
  • Sometimes You Feel Like a Nut
  • Such a Groovy Guy
  • Take Me Down
  • Take Me to The Liver
  • Take The & QuotL & QuotOut of Liver
  • The Ballad of Kent Marlow
  • The Check's in The Mail
  • Title of The Song in Question
  • We Got The Beef
  • Won't Eat Prunes Again
  • Yoda Chant
  • You Don't Take Your Showers

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